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This is Sparta

  • My friend * picks up a peice of wood and gets hurts turns relizes it says "fuck you"

  • Me Give me it * sets up a beautiful tee-pe by the edge of my beach*

  • My friend- What the Zeus are you doing

  • Me Just watch, *starts walking away turns around and sprints, pauses and lifts up one foot before hiting the tee-pe *

  • My friend- Where is this place by the way?

  • Me*stares at the tee-pe* you inslute my queen, threaten my peple with slavory and death *yells * THIS IS SPARTA *Kicks the tee- pe down *

  • My friend- well that was event full

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